And jokes
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Nope, nope, and nope.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?