And jokes
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Whatâs the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I donât know, you tell me.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that Iâd prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didnât like it much after the funeral.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasnât the one. The second said he doesnât know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Masterâs office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- âIf no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!â Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasnât them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- âMr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?â The teacher fainted.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!