Adult film jokes
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehead.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Memes
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
