Admit jokes
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
On everything i did all this
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
W Dad
bro needs to chill out, like it's not that deep, like every toon knows you like dandy just admit astro you like dandy fr, like it's not that deep
Community talk
I was young. Why did you have to do that? My dearest friend. you said it was fine, so why does it hurt to think of you. I scratch, bite and beg for things to go back. but my doings ruined us. I must admit that we were an amazing duo. maybe even more but just know. If I were on my deathbed. my last words would be "I love you."
AHAHRIFBIRBFIBNAIKBNSZIFB NEW BOOK IDEA Valentines Wrath
Core Premise (Cleaned Up)
On Valentine’s Day, a woman is publicly and cruelly dumped by her boyfriend—who admits he has been cheating. Rather than confront the betrayal directly, she becomes fixated on the other woman. She engineers a “chance” meeting, befriends her, and slowly builds an intense emotional connection. What begins as revenge evolves into something far more dangerous and intimate, culminating in the two women having an affair—turning the original betrayal back on the man who caused it.
(((They))) control WJE, it’s time to expose the truth that everyone’s too afraid to admit. Shut it down!