Acronym jokes
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
BLM = Bang local MILFs.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
She's (DYM 149).
I (DYM 143).
The (DYM 137).
Get (DYM 129)
at (DYM 120).
Was (DYM 118)
I (DYM 117)
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
Lookin' (DYM 91)
But (DYM 87).
an (DYM 83)
Her (DYM 70).