Shower thoughts
Why aren't blind people allowed to skydive anymore? It really scares the shit out of the dogs.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother
My brother didn’t beat cancer
Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
How do you blind fold a woman
Put a wind shield in front of them.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
What can jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
why was kobe a good father? He took his daughter with him
When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body... now what”
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common? Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"