shaylie lol

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: Im not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I dont have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it

like if u hate going to school

A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry

i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

she started crying

hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you

the stigg is a joke

omnom

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid

put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod

A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

hears a clean joke my horse got mudy so i gave him a bubble bath know hears a dirty joke bubles is the horse next door

biden

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fdalejonescomic%2Fstatus%2F993585285676941312&psig=AOvVaw3a0QTL4ocuGMs-w26p1ln7&ust=1652985525099000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAkQjRxqFwoTCLiBjojZ6fcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

my brother when he sees a girl

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you. Always take it with a grain of assault.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

when your rother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b day (* *)

i am a joke

what do u call a mexican door

dora