Sad Sarah

The world burned me so i'll watch the world burn
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Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

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Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie