Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Sad Sarah
The world burned me so i'll watch the world burn
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum.