Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
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Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His RHYMES don't add up
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
