Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
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What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES