When Stephen Hawking's teacher asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
He said, "Six foot four."
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Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.