Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
Shower thoughts
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish?
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport
What’s the difference between women and cars? At least cars retained some their values after getting wrecked
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
What do you call when two transgender midgets have sex? And micro transaction
Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.
What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a couple inches
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common? They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat? Put barbecue sauce on it
How can you tell your best friend is gay His meat taste like shit
What does a pregnant slave and a pay less sale have in common? Buy one get one free
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
I saw my sisters masturbating with a cucumbers and hotdogs. I said "Come on that I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like a hotdogs and cucumbers!
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan Nothing, no one cares how much led is in those kids