Lovely Perv
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To slide into your moms bed
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
Whatโs the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
Whatโs long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
Me when Iโm texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I canโt understand what theyโre saying
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Whatโs the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.