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Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.

Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To slide into your moms bed

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer? A pot-hole

You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones

What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick

What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.

I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.

Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on roblox .-.

My friend said “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal” that was also the same guy who said https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63c5695bb0eff9f8dfe953e2/in-my-science-class-we-were-watching-a-video-and-for-no-reason-at-all-it-started-talking-about-black-lives-matter-and-my

In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”

The average person in 2023 are less strait than the lines my 5th grade P.E. Teacher walked in collage

A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”