It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Krazygamer
@krazygamer
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?”
And it activated the front camera.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY GUY WHO GOT KICKED OFF THE GOLF COURSE?
He was playing with too many strokes.