(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Depresso_Espresso
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Should I do a face reveal?
Talk to me if you are online.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Like if you are emo.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Anyone know sadgirl101?
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!