When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
Kaya
Hi I am an og and I love kids but both like that that’s weird but I’m kaya so yea im also Depresso_Expresso
anyone know sadgirl101?
should i do a face rev?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Talk to me if you are online.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth
You
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
What's the difference between a Priest and a rapist.
God, I wish my grass was emo. So it will cut itself.
Like if you are emo.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, hbu take my life.
