GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you

Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you

Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.