Not all roses are red not all violets are blue if you're reading this God loves you
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Roses are red violets are blue oh shit I have nothing to say to you
Roses are red violets are blue if you play fortnite then r.i.p you
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
Roses are red violets are blue if I had a gun I'd shoot you
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.