The Earth quakes and the sky rumbles, As the inevitable draws near. They try to hide from his overwhelming glory, But it is too late. The legend is upon us. The 𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 is approaching.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.