Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.
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I will start a new series called "Guy Facts You Probably Didn't Know" (You can contradict me if you don't agree).
Let's begin, shall we?
Guy Fact #1: Nowadays, guys are afraid to look at girls, for fear they will be called pedophiles and perverts.
Matt, do not unban Ashton. He will nothing but trouble. He promised, like, 5 times he will change but he's never done that. The vast majority of the community agrees.
Wilkinson, my guy, I miss you. You were mature enough to see things these immature little children refuse to accept. I hope you're doing alright, bro.
I live. >:)
Just to clarify, I am straight. There is this bastard on here called BLADE 2 who is saying that I'm "gay" or I "like penis". But I am S T R A I G H T.
Matt, if you're reading this, please ban this bozo or at least give him a warning.
Lovely Perv, yesterday, I was talking about this guy:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/6190b402e5afc57eb947be47/wow-my-own-joke-category-i-problem-wont-remember-this
I'm leaving the community. I'm only gonna post jokes once in a while. I'd say I'll miss you guys, but, honestly, I won't. Except for Jake. You're the best, King.
Jake, where are you? π
How tf do I have 104 followers? My phone account has 54??
This place sucks.
My computer is working. I'm back in biz.
I found the oldest post on Community ever.
https://worstjokesever.com/community?skip=3980
Matt, please ban these sons of bitches who post porn and spam bullshit. They are annoying as fuck and our disturbing our precious peace.
Locked in prison with no escape, Keeping track of long lost days. Where will my weary soul reside, When there is nothing left inside.
Who will want my painful soul, whose actions made of me a fool? Can I ever live with myself, Or in eternal darkness dwell,
Can the light of truth free me, Or all alone will I ever be? The fate of my life is long gone, For I have done too much wrong.
What happened to everybody? Where did everybody go? Jake, Hailey, Fruit, Cacey, Addy, Caitlyn, Murder Muffin, Sad Sarah, Entity, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? It's just me and God Pt. 2. WTF
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Guys, if you wish to, pray for Kay.
Why do people keep posting themselves and their friends? It's really dangerous with all these shitheads running around freely on this website, and plus, nobody really cares. No offense to anybody, but seriously, stop posting yourself on a public website. People can use those photos for malice.
Fuck you assholes who post porn websites and dirty images. You motherfucking asswipes don't deserve to be here. Recede into your mother's basement and jerk off to anime porn with your teddybear but don't infect us with your dumbass shit.