Canβt believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to βfuck offβ. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
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What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
TEQUILA!
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!". They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.