Daddy dick
why cant orphans be gay? they dont have a closet to come from
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read."
"I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"