Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Adolf Nigler
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Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man is is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.