What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Adin
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
what do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces