A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
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My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Q: What happens when an asian with an erection walks into a wall? A: He breaks his nose
Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
