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I am a youtuber and streamer, I play basically anything you can think of, Minecraft, Terraria, sometimes Roblox, and non-professional sports.
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My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”