My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
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I am a youtuber and streamer, I play basically anything you can think of, Minecraft, Terraria, sometimes Roblox, and non-professional sports.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
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