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My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

What's a footlong and slippery?

A slipper.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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