God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
If your bored just go hit an orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents
Bob the biler
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes? A: Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
what do you call a kid hanging an emo kid
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
your hairline is so ugly I thought you were Shrek
What did the fork say to the spoon
Nothing, forks don’t speak silly
Q I Iike elephants A everything else is inrrelephant
Q I like elephants A Everything else is inrrelephant
Why cant a orphan get 5 stars in gta because they are not wanted
Why cant a orphan be a criminal because they are not wanted
What do you call a Muslim bee? Habibee
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
