How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
Statistics show 9 outa 10 people enjoy gang rape
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.
girls : 🙏*Period*✍️💅 Men : 🗿*Growth*🗿🗿🗿
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
