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You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
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Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.