4th grade

4th grade jokes

Heart Monitor

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

  • 1
  • 1
  • Penis

    Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?

    The black one... he's 13!

    Tree

    Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

    The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

    Community

    hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more