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Dog

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

Speed Limit

A school zone speed limit sign indicating a 20 mph limit during specific hours (7:00 AM - 9:30 AM and 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM). Below the sign, a yellow banner contains text claiming that pedophiles love this sign because slower speeds give them more time to stare at children. The text then encourages people to share the post if they support raising the speed limit to 80 mph to keep children safe.

Dice

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Battery

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

Mistake

run runnnnnnn

A cartoon image of Peter Griffin from Family Guy running in a field. Above him, in white text on a black background, it says: "NEVE SEARCH FOR 'DREAM MASK SUS REMIX' ON YT" Below him in white text on a black background, it says: "WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE".

Ball

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

Plan

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

School

Meme:

The image shows four anime characters. The text on the image says, "Coming back to school after the quarantine. Only 4 of us? We started with over 20."

Time

Mr Bean Meme

The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10

Kamala Harris

A screenshot of a social media post on a dark background. The top half shows a news broadcast split-screen featuring Tucker Carlson on the left and David Daleiden, identified as a pro-life activist, on the right. The text on the news image mentions "Kamala wanted to obstruct investigation into the sale of baby body parts." The post text below reads: "When two undercover investigators secretly taped Planned Parenthood admitting selling baby parts (a felony), Calif Attorney General prosecuted the undercover investigators, NOT Planned Parenthood. That Attorney General was Kamala Harris."

Cookie

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Laugh

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

People

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

An image shows a makeshift shelter in the woods with five fire emojis superimposed. The text says: "People in California after 27 years of turmoil, debt, and the death of all their family members, finally getting a house for $20 Million."

School

Pov: me at school

The image shows two pictures. The first one shows a Spongebob popsicle that is in perfect condition. The second picture shows a Spongebob popsicle that is completely destroyed. Text above it says "Kill me" and below it says "PLEASE"

Cost

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Kiss

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Police

They had to teach him a lesson

A photo shows three police officers (two men and one woman) standing with a young boy on a sidewalk in a residential area. The boy is holding a pizza box. The text beneath the image describes a scenario where a 15-year-old misused 911 to order pizza. The police initially delivered the pizza to teach him a lesson, followed by the dark punchline: "Then shot him 20 times."

Hamster

A photograph of a screen showing a user review titled "It's good but..." by user Type40 2020 on 20/12/2023. The review body says "My hamster just grew his first pube". The review has 5 stars. Overlaying the image is the text "Bro what" with a wilted flower emoji.

Fire

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Snack

Hollow Knight Meme

A character from Hollow Knight is holding up a bag of Doritos. Several smaller figures, also from Hollow Knight, are excitedly saying "chips!". One small character says "yay!". The text reads: "when dad told you to share snack with your siblings" with a smiling face. Characters are in black and white, while Doritos bag is in color.

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