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Dog

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

Dice

I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get

Two red ten-sided dice with the numbers 9 and 11 are displayed on a screen. The total is 20. Below, there is a button labeled "Roll".

Battery

A phone screen displaying the time 11:21 on Thursday, May 20. A notification states "Battery low (100%). Charge your phone."

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SCHOOL
SPEED
LIMIT
20
7:00 AM 9:30 AM
2:00 PM-5:00 PM
Pedophiles love this sign!
Slower speeds just give perverts more time to stare at kids.
SHARE if you support raising the school-zone speed
limit to 80 mph to keep our children safe!

Plan

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Mistake

run runnnnnnn

A cartoon image of Peter Griffin from Family Guy running in a field. Above him, in white text on a black background, it says: "NEVE SEARCH FOR 'DREAM MASK SUS REMIX' ON YT" Below him in white text on a black background, it says: "WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE".

Ball

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

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School

Meme:

The image shows four anime characters. The text on the image says, "Coming back to school after the quarantine. Only 4 of us? We started with over 20."

Cookie

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Face reveal

MY FACE REVEAL!!!!! THANK TO SO MUCH TO 20 FOLLOWERS LOL

A boy with brown hair and a gray shirt is sitting and giving the peace sign to the camera. He is smiling slightly.

Laugh

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

School

Pov: me at school

The image shows two pictures. The first one shows a Spongebob popsicle that is in perfect condition. The second picture shows a Spongebob popsicle that is completely destroyed. Text above it says "Kill me" and below it says "PLEASE"

People

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

An image shows a makeshift shelter in the woods with five fire emojis superimposed. The text says: "People in California after 27 years of turmoil, debt, and the death of all their family members, finally getting a house for $20 Million."

Time

Mr Bean Meme

The image shows two grayscale stills of Mr. Bean looking directly at the camera with a peculiar expression. The text above the images says: "Me every time I see a security camera". The first image also displays a timestamp: 55:10:12:20 and identifier: 31-HNA/10

Kiss

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Cost

A handwritten test paper with the questions: "What is one thing in the world that should be improved?" and "What is one thing that you can do to help?" The answer to the first question is "Cost of living." The answer to the second question is a drawing of a stick figure holding a gun.

Fire

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Milk

get me to 20 followers for milk

A man with a bowl haircut and a mustache is smiling into the camera. Another person is in the background.

Man

A screenshot of a Daily Mail article. The headline reads: "Young man forced to post a photo of his passport on Facebook to prove his real name is 'Phuc Dat Bich'... after his account is banned THREE times". There is a smaller picture of the young man, and a passport image with the name "Phuc Dat Bich", and the dates 03 JAN 1992, 17 SEP 2013, and 17 SEP 2023. The passport is from Australia.

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