15th

15th jokes

Wish

There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.

God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.

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    • Wordplay

    A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

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    • Memory Loss

    "Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

    I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

    Therapist

    I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

    Doctor: Oh, I see.

    Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

    Mom

    My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

    Community

    Yo guys I won't be on as much my school just banned electronics and I go back the 15th of August I'll try to be on at home or work when I get this job at the carwash but yeah my school is banning electronics and are putting metal detectors to find people sneaking phones, computers, games systems ECT in

    Community