A father of a young girl comes and meet the doctor.
Father : Doctor...... How is my daughter's report ?
Doctor : Congrats..... Your daughter is pregnant.
Father : WTF ?????? Mt daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???