Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
ugh i hate anons there so anonnoying
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
