Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely Gwen
Gwen
EVERY ONE OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT KENYA IS A KID LIKE 50% OF US AND JUST CUZ YOU SAW A PIC OF HER IN BRA, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TEASE HER. SO EVERY ONE S.T.O.P. SAYING THESE WICKED THINGS! GOT IT!?????!!!
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
Cuz he was in need of a light snack!
Everyone just as a warning stay AWAY from akeld!
I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!
Knock knock, who's there, akeld, akeld who, ASSFEILD!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
Farmer's Wife: Honey where are the cow's?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
I don't know but the stakes have never been higher.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why are grapes never alone?
Cuz they hang out in a bunch!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centapiede?
Drumsticks for everyone!