Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Daniel King
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
Easy! Peesy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?
Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂
What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?
A chicken tender.
Why did the boy 👦 throw the clock 🕒 out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇!
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April Fools.