Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Daniel King
What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Why don’t mountains 🏔 take things serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.