Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Daniel King
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
What is purple and wines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
Why are mountains 🏔 never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.