Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Daniel King
What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What kind of bagel 🥯 can fly?
A plain.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why did Ms Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do tigers 🐅 wear in the winter ❄️?
A striped sweater.
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
Who is king 👑 of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.