What do you call a blind German? A notsee
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What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
bully:shut up me:i dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i thorth up
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.
When an African has a twin Your me ??!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Are u gay yeah Cuz I loved u
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
what's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!