What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.
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When an African has a twin Your me ??!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism is always performing fellatio on his older brother? Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Are u gay yeah Cuz I loved u
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories
what's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair? You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex!
I’m gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like your belongs in a place worse than a zoo
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
I didn't know I raped her, I thought she wanted me to hurry up.