Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girls innocence

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.