you are so white even nippon paint tried to sign you
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How do you kill a spider ?
Just get a autistic person
Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
I only want play with your daughter, it were okay yesterday
Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?
He took a girls innocence
why can't orphans play baseball because cant run home.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common? They both use strap on tools
i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any
what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is
Want to hear a maze joke? Nevermind, too corny.
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans