Even caption cook couldn’t discover your eyebrows
Anonymous
Even caption cook couldn’t discover your forehead
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away
Your eyebrows run away like your dad
Guess whos parents didn't survive?
Livs's parents
How do you surprise a blind kid... put a plunger in the toilet
Women’s rights
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? friend: why? me: they have a history of separating colors
Why didn't the rapist rip off his victims clothes on an icy day?
Because she "slipped" out of them
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
Wait till the end
Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789
But Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 911
dark humor is like water some people get it others dont
The tables Im my class are strait but I can’t say the same thing for you’re hairline
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Pop in the toilet
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans be criminals? Because there not wanted.