You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
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what do you call a black guy on a moon?
YOU RACISTS An astronaut !
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun: Special forces.
Knock knock Who’s there Broccoli Broccoli who Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock Who’s there Goliath Goliath who I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Most orphans were born on the highway, it’s where most accidents.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?
Through my arm
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i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them but now it's a sensitive subject.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
Why can't Indians play baseball bc every time they hit a corner they open a shop
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
Rape victims suck, literally