A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
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I asked my friend what happened to him? His balance shifted.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Isis is the mark of the beast.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha ching
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
yo mama so stupid that when she went to the super bowl, she brought a spoon