Your fired jokes

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *pauses porn* Why?

You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?

Boss: You're fired!

Me: Ok?

Worker: Why are you fired?

Me: Oh, you wanna know...

*shows him the oven with my pizza*

Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!

Worker: OH SHIT!!

Boss: Did you say pizza?

Me: I sure did!

*shows boss pizza in oven*

Me: This hoe black as fuck!

Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.