Yomama34 jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.