Wind Instrument jokes

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.