William Shakespeare jokes

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?” Why can’t he just speak plain English?

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.