Willem Dafoe jokes
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Memes
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
